Years ago I invented this character called Vanilla, a punk bunny girl who picked on purpose the most outlandish job she could think of – sex assistant for disabled people. You know how normies and boomers often assume there’s no way one can support themselves with art and feel compelled to ask the artist what “real job” they actually do for a living? Unlike most artists, Vanilla is always eager to answer that question in detail, especially when chatting in public spaces. She’s actually asexual herself, but she’s very skilled at the job and manages to find creative ways to pleasure even those with the most limited ability to move. (In this case the patient only has paralyzed legs though – it takes a well trained upper body to sustain this position, even though Vanilla is fairly lightweight.)